Guess this is where I say hello?

I'm pretty bad at writing this sort of stuff. Don't really like talking about myself. Then again, you guys don't need to know everything about me, either.

I'll tell you this, though. My name is Delilah. I'm a state employee, mostly just doing paperwork but sometimes it gets exciting. My hobbies are softball and tv. My favourite - and the only really worthwhile show nowadays - is the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

I'm here on someone's recommendation, so we'll see how it goes. Brought a friend along too, hope that's okay. He's annoying as hell so I guess I'll be partly to blame when he eventually gets himself into trouble. Right, Chris?

Alright, that's enough of that now. See you around, then.

Wow, great introduction, Dee. You made a really positive impact. The excitement you're giving off is just overwhelming. Couldn't you have tried a little bit harder to sound friendly? It's an internet forum, not a funeral.

Besides, I'm not going to get into trouble, I'm easy to get along with. I'm more worried about you picking fights with everyone. Just for saying that, I'm going to hijack your introduction thread and show you how a nice person does it.

Hello, it's great to be here! Woo! I haven't been this excited since... well, for a really long time. I'm ChrisTheMan1862, and I'm what they call a 'people person', just about everyone will agree. I like cats and bats, and a few select dogs, as well as romantic nights spent out on the town... or just on the couch watching whatever on television. I've even been known to frequent the theater. I used to be quite the poet, so I'm trying to resurrect that cold desire... and I figured it would do my friend Dee here some good meeting normal people in a safe environment.

Anyways, pleasure to be here.

What the hell is this? You can't just hijack my thread, get the hell out and make your own. And for your information, I was being friendly. This is me being friendly.

And don't call me Dee. What if someone else picks up on that?

Welcome Dee and Chris.  

Welcome to the forum yall, hope you can enjoy your stay.

(Lief, I'm not so sure about these two.)

Oh goddamn it. I'm not speaking to any of you. I'll just go make a 1xnone roleplay or something.

Thanks guys.

Aw Delilah, come on now, don't be like that. Remember why we joined the forum? For you to branch out and try new things? Don't go getting your hackles up.

Chris, for god's sake, you still haven't made your own thread? You're always using my stuff ... You know you never returned my Bad Boys 2 DVD. Don't think I'll forget it.

I know I gave it back to you, don't blame me because you can't keep track of your stuff. It's probably somewhere in that warzone of a closet you have.

And fine, god, okay, I'll make my own thread... like, whenever I get around to it.